Promoting affiliate programs offline. what do you think about my plan?

by roozbeh007
http://www.wickedfire.com

I was thinking to place an ad on local newspaper for payday loans and say something like get up to $10,000, fast approval and crap like that. when they come in, have them to apply for the loan through my affiliate links. of course there is a computer for them and somebody will assist them. If I get 8 people to apply through 5 different payday loan I'm affiliated with, and let's say they pay me $22 per lead, that's $880 a day. to bring in more people I can guarantee approval or pay them $25 Cash right away (if i do this, i'm sure I'm going to get way more than 8 applicant)
now, if you going to do this and you like my idea, be a man (or woman) and give me a percentage of whatever you made.

what do you think?